Dick Munch

Being totally inconsiderate and rude. Extremely mean. Dont care about anyone but themselves.

Quit bein a DICK MUNCH!

by Jessee July 29, 2005

Weed Dick

"Weed dick" occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot.

He was about to have sex with Nicole, but he had a bad case of "weed dick."

by Lord Menes November 24, 2015

button dick

A word coined on the ShockTalk Internet Radio podcast where a guy has a penis that is so small that when not erect it looks like a button. Great word for penis humiliation!

Hey there sweetie, I just love your little button dick. Would you like me to give it a little tug?

by Karin King December 29, 2007

eBay Dick

When a seller from ebay has an item listed for sale,and when you buy it,you won't get your item cause he doesn't actually have it and you won't get your money back.

damn i wanted to buy a really cool Steel Panther t shirt and the son of a bitch wont ship it or give me my money back,that fucking eBay dick.

by EvanXER June 15, 2010

decca dick

The impotence caused by the ABUSE of the steroid molecule, nandrolone decanoate,commonly known by it's brand name, Deca-Durabolin, including testicular atrophy. Meaning, you can't get it up. Leading to users stacking (combining) it with testosterone based steroids such as proprionate or enthanate to fix this side effect.

Girl: What's wrong sweet heart?
Guy: I got Decca Dick
Girl: damn it! i told you to use proprionate!

by Elguapeton69 August 24, 2011

cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.

Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick

by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

Dusty Dick

1. When a male has not had intercourse for a long period of time. This is considered to be the cause of a "dusty dick," in which the male's penis is in fact, dusty, from lack of use.

2. To go for a long period of time without intercourse, resulting in a penis covered in dust.

3. To go a long period of time without anything or anyone touching one's penis.

4. A layer of dust covers one's penis boxers. This follows a dry spell.

Maybe, but you're the one with the blue balls and a dusty dick.

by FinNdFerb November 4, 2010