Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!
This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..
by Mom-tator Supreme September 8, 2016
Get the mom-tatorship mug.The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter
by BotMirage July 26, 2016
Get the squad mom mug.
by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020
Get the Your mom mug.by Heaser April 5, 2020
Get the Arnie's mom mug.Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
by Command C Command V February 19, 2020
Get the Your Mom mug.