Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

paige mickelsen

A chav that can't keep a man for more than 5 minutes. always wears tracksuits and a messy bun with blotchy tan and a violent personality. a short person that will be the size of a doorknob by the time they are 18. the type of person that would create a new email so they don't have to pay for spotify premium to listen to overrated trap music. always gives off a pissy energy and is always followed by a wall of perfume and fake friends that remind you of bugs.

"paige mickelsen is a slag"

by ag.x2to._tr@33y March 15, 2022

The Mickle pickle

A man named mick having a threesome with a woman and another man during which Mick gets his cock sucked by the other man to his and her delight

Come on over for a"the Mickle pickle"

by Rubberdonk May 11, 2022

Dirty Mické

When your parter shits themselves and then puts it on a canvas. After that they sell it online to impress you.

" I got $1000 selling a painting"
" How did you do that?"
" I sold a Dirty Mické"

by Dairy__Daddyy July 16, 2022

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

tilly micker

Someone who has astronomically small genitals but compensates by being over the top/extra and all around annoying. These people are insecure about their bodies so they need to have this way to cope by being a nuisance to everyone around them

Guy 1: Austin uses his good grades to Tilly Micker

Guy2: Don’t get me started on Nyomi always Tilly Mickering about rengoku

by Real.Talker607 May 24, 2023

Epic Mickey

a game for the wii that was made when some idiot at Disney thought: " what if we made a game where mickey mouse was edgy and did an edgy pose."

"HOW DOES EPIC MICKEY HAVE A SEQUEL!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!??!"

by Maxinezz May 30, 2023