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White Mexican

A similar drink to a White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only Horchata is substituted for the cream.
"Hey bartender, pour me a White Mexican".
by bkdeux September 10, 2009
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Mexican Halloween

A Mexican Halloween is a sexual act. It occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and upon ejaculation, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back.

Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
1: Why are you late?

2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 23, 2011
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Ghetto Mexican

The variety of Spanish spoken by Mexican-American immigrants in the United States, characterized by horrendous grammar, excessive slang, and random outbursts in Spanglish.
I thought my high shcool Spanish courses would prepare me for ordering at Chipotle, but they all spoke ghetto Mexican!
by RoosterRooster November 6, 2010
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Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it
Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!
by Steve September 16, 2008
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Mexican ear plug

the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
yo that prick gave me an mexican ear plug and i can't hear from that ear no more.
by jizz o man January 29, 2009
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mexican fox

To tuck your penis inbetween your legs and "piss like a cat" either on a lady's face or her vagina
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by toast1987 February 26, 2010
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Mexican Dairy Farmer

A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.
oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty
by The Mexican Dairy Farmer December 29, 2010
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