The brat who betrays her friends. Although all the boys like her and she seems nice she will stab you in the back at any given moment. She also spreads rumors like a wildfire
a dirty mariana is when you put whisked raw eggs inside your belly button and ears for pleasure
also they find pleasure by asking for a blowey from dirty olivia
dirty mariana : i shoved too many raw eggs inside my belly button will you dirty olivia give me a blowey
One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Guys follow her everywhere, but she doesn't date many. She is known for being smart, nice, helpful, a little crazy, but always sexy. Usually athletic, confident, and well rounded. You will never find a better girl, if you know Maria Packard: keep her close.
A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.
The maria kicked the guy wearing the banana suit in the balls.
Very sweet but easy to get in bed. Loves her family more then one person should and is attached to her brothers hips. Smart but doesn't go to school because she's to stupid. All and all Mariah is a good person I guess.