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dirty mariana 

a dirty mariana is when you put whisked raw eggs inside your belly button and ears for pleasure
also they find pleasure by asking for a blowey from dirty olivia
dirty mariana : i shoved too many raw eggs inside my belly button will you dirty olivia give me a blowey

dirty olivia : no
dirty mariana by cadeyedwards April 16, 2020
Marian is a terrible person
Marian by Yourmom4206942069 June 27, 2020

Maria Packard 

One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Guys follow her everywhere, but she doesn't date many. She is known for being smart, nice, helpful, a little crazy, but always sexy. Usually athletic, confident, and well rounded. You will never find a better girl, if you know Maria Packard: keep her close.
I love Maria Packard, she is amazing.
Maria Packard by sydmar225519 June 14, 2013

mariah carey 

You saw that girl she’s so jealous of ariana

Yeah ofc it’s mariah carey
mariah carey by Factslmao December 6, 2020
A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.
The maria kicked the guy wearing the banana suit in the balls.
maria by Mariano L. August 28, 2008
The dirtest of the whores
Very sweet but easy to get in bed. Loves her family more then one person should and is attached to her brothers hips. Smart but doesn't go to school because she's to stupid. All and all Mariah is a good person I guess.
Mariah by Anonymous anonymous January 31, 2015