may 27

the best day in the world (national slap bread day)

its may 27 yeah yeah

by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

Justin and May

Justin is a really nice guy! And a May is a sweet girl that is very loveable (very hot as well;)) Justin and May is a good match to define they're relationship its very hot, especially when it gets very pleasing ;) A Justin gets quickly attracted to a May because of her personality and the stubbornness. But she loves the Justin for his personality as well but over they are a beautiful match especially the Justin being the man for her. May is a cool girl and would be a great gf but she can get a bit hard to understand and overall would be stubborn but we all love a girl with some humor ;) And we would love a Justin with a big cock that would understand his gf very well. He loves a girl with some pureness. Can be protective though, so watch your mouth you pedo's, don't come running to this girl that Justin will end you!
Best couple yet. (or should I say a hot couple)

"Why are they such a Justin and May!"

by Iloveyouall<3 November 23, 2021

May 21st

May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.

*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”

by Violin._sandwich April 20, 2022

May jailing

Getting high and being depressed, named after May jailer

Sirens in summer, may jailing

by mjxx77 January 14, 2018

May 30th

May 30th is National Sex Day. You have to have sex with anyone who asks you to, no matter what.🤷

Guy - Hey Olivia wanna have sex?

Girl - No thank you.

Guy - But it's May 30th?

Girl - What's May 30th?

Guy - National Sex Day!

Girl - Okay fine..

by danisreallyhorny May 29, 2022

May 5th

National Get Naked Day

Dude, she just got naked
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by benj4min May 5, 2022

May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023