Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

Milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude I just gave daniel a milk kiss💔

by McDonald's cum October 2, 2021

dink milk

noun.

Slang term for semen

I like to squirt my dink milk onto my belly when I wank

by Rakis October 24, 2020

hank milk

a synonym to diarrhea

Man i got the runs today, i've been shiting hank milk all morning

by Urban svening May 5, 2011

milk frappicino

1- a way to sell a drink WITHOUT copyright claims
2- a drink in a play

Personinaplay1: Can i get a milk frappicino please
Personinaplay2: umm..... that wasnt ur line
audience: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by tounge__kid January 31, 2020

milking the water

having sex with a girl in the tub. You ejaculate in the tub and she uses a straw to swallow the cum.

Man I had sex with this girl this morning in the shower and she did a great job "milking the water". A cup or other drinking device can be used.

by wordwizguy February 21, 2013

Ass milk

Brendon urie's favorite drink

Ass milk .Ryan ross was kneeling in a bathtub a towel under his knees and another under his hands.

by Emoqueen666 June 6, 2019