log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

log truck

When you're doing your girl in the butt and you pull out with a brown log on your dick

Bro me and Gwynn were doing anal last night and she totally log trucked me

by Frankfurter52 April 30, 2014

Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.

Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!

by Lil Barber April 4, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

logging ‘em

When you crap your pants and you shake the log down your pant leg and fling it at someone

Soiled my pants in the Target dressing rooms, had to make a quick escape, now I’m logging ‘em

by Avery;) November 8, 2020

Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.

I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.

by anonymous November 16, 2021

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.

I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015