by naeskoe January 21, 2024
Get the jump yo gate mug.Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!
by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016
Get the Jump-A-Dump mug.the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 19, 2021
Get the raccoon jump mug.Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift
Dave: What do you mean by that?
Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018
Get the jumping shift mug.When fucking a girl in the vagina, and you in one sly, dastardly, and courageous movement you remove the penis from the vagina, and instantly slip it into her asshole.
*note* unless the girl has a wide girth...this move should follow the spit prep
*note* unless the girl has a wide girth...this move should follow the spit prep
by mr_jim February 7, 2010
Get the burrow jump mug.When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.
Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”
Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”
by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023
Get the Jump shot mug.A way to tell someone to kill themselves whilst bypassing TikTok community guidelines, as many phrases like “kys” and “commit suicide” are censored.
Typically used in response to offensive commenters or rage bait.
Typically used in response to offensive commenters or rage bait.
by yallseethisshit October 6, 2024
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