jethrosexual

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.

When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

by Queen of Irreverence April 15, 2013

Jetfire

Someone who stabs rusty needles into their arm and says its healthy or need it to live

Jim "what are you doing man?"
Glen "i'm getting my insulin"
Jim " stop being a Jetfire, theres nothin wrong with you."

by ImAKappa November 7, 2017

Jetski

The thing that goes vroom vroom on water

Jake"I want a thing that goes vroom vroom on water"

Adriana" oh u mean a jetski

by Jkaw16 January 9, 2019

Sugar Jets

An individual who is on the constant move spreading energy and good karma.
Motivated.

Hey sugar jets! what was the answer to number 3 on the midterm?

by sam violet November 3, 2011

Jetsniper

my kickass MSN s/n

jetsniper rules

by Mike September 16, 2003

Jett

A perverted man that tries to grab women's asses and wants them to sick his small chode.

Omg Jett why the fuck u grab my ass I'm gonna press sexual harassment charges on you.

by Sexgod15 May 28, 2016

jetski

(1)A 2-stroke or 4-stroke motor in a fiberglass hull used for recreational use or racing on bodies of water.
(2)The size of a mans penis when its fully erect.
(3)also known as personal watercraft.

Jack and his jetski were chillin at 5%. The next thing you know, hes fucking a fat chick. The next thing you see, hes getting his duck sicked. The next thing you hear, that last one was an indian girl. The last thing you were told, the chances of him being mayor, they definitely now have grown. The last thing you see, is him riding off on his jetski.

by Dalvir916 AKA LJ September 2, 2006