I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

I'm just sayin'

A conciliatory phrase to defuse a judgmental, but true, statement.

You are charging $150 for 15 minutes of work?! I'm just sayin'. Actually meaning, you know that's not right.

by Storkdiva January 22, 2017

I'm too gay for this

When you are gay and you see a cute girl/boy. Or someone straight tries too flirt with you.

Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.

by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019

god is god, i'm not.

Made famous by Beyoncé on her "Don't Hurt Yourself" music video, "GOD IS GOD, I AM NOT" actually means that if god forgives, I don't, which was the context of the song itself (Beyoncé was mad in her song, singing about how he cheated on her).

Boy: Forgive me, I swear I will change.
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*

by YasserB January 9, 2017

I'm reliably informed

"I'm reliably informed," is a phrase I use on messageboards contained like it is here within speech marks, to denote that what I'm about to say is not the absolute truth, or more likely to be a downright lie.

"I'm reliably informed" that Madonna is about to adopt several more children, as she wishes to re-shoot "The Sound of Music" with herself in the lead role and then she can make it an all family affair.

by Doghose Riley April 29, 2008

that's where I'm a Viking

Used to describe excellence in failure or, more specifically, success at a skill or in a field which is so ignoble as to be a kind of failure.

The phrase derives from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Vegetarian." Ralph Wiggum, a deeply unintelligent and maladjusted child, eats the worm he is supposed to dissect. Ralph's teacher, Miss Hoover, defeated and calloused toward Ralph's learning disabilities, tells Ralph that there are no more worms and he should "try to sleep while the other children are learning." Ralph rejoices saying "Oh boy ... sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

The implication is that Ralph is too stupid to be taught, too stupid to know he is being robbed of an education, but also too stupid to use an education anyway, thus happy to be released from the trial of trying. Now used to describe joyful release in accepting lowliness and failure, especially when failure allows for some trivial but enjoyable hobby.

I flunked my midterm but now I can get back to playing Rocket League, that's where I'm a Viking.

by Angela Merkin November 29, 2020

I'm gonna do it.

The phrase "I'm gonna do it" usually refers to a specimen of the human species verbally expressing the phrase in reference to do something a friend or partner has told them to do. Most of the time, the friend or partner is joking because the thing being referenced to is risky or dangerous to the person or people around them.

Person 1: I dare you to jump off that building.
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: No wait, don't actually do it.
Person 2: I'm gonna do it.

by Chadtronic January 27, 2017