Puff down on a hooter

Smoke a Fat Blunt!

They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.

by Just_The_Tipp October 1, 2020

Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter

Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.

by M-Dummy May 19, 2022

bimbo floosy hooker whore

idk my mom says this all the time god help me (she made me post this). also can be said as a BFHW

"God, could that girl have on any less clothing? What a bimbo floosy hooker whore."

by dante's beloved gf<3 October 21, 2022

Homie Hoppin Hooker

Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.

Never forget in your life sherbet!

You seen that girl in the rain bruv! She a homie hoppin hooker!

by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023

saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile

You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar

by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

Keen as a hooker

Extremely enthusiastic to do something, but only if there’s money or some other reward involved. Similar to “keen as mustard”, except the motivation is strictly financial.

Funny how Dave didn’t want to work the weekend until overtime got mentioned... now he is as keen as a hooker!

by Hooker-by-crook March 5, 2026