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High School

A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.
Person A: “I’m so excited to attend high school next year!”

Person B: “You fucking moron.”
by gay.llama February 20, 2023
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Media High

When a piece of media gets stuck in your head because of how good it is. Refers to all types of media, ranging from a book to a movie.
"Did you finish that new season? The finale gave me a total media high dude."
by John2932 December 20, 2022
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High-penis

When to individuals with a penis give each other a high five with said penises. So basically a high five, but instead of hands you use penises.
Your new girlfriend is super hot. High-penis bro, good job!
by 69Unicorn69 November 25, 2021
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Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana
You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....
by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022
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Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.
I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!
by I love rabbits January 9, 2022
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carnforth high

A school where a bunch of lesas hang out and hide in the music corridor , a school where the y7 boys think they're the shit even though they're 4"7 , a school where the y10s think they're solid and vape , a school where the chavs have 10 new boyfriends a day and a new elux bar everyday
by carnforthman January 10, 2022
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High motor

White as in race
by Long Log January 21, 2022
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