green day 

the quentin tarantino of the music industry

green day steals from everybody

green day by click clack cluck August 9, 2005

Green Day 

One of the best punk bands of all time.

I hate every single person in the world that says Green Day sucks. They don't know what music is. They're probably dead gangster wannabes. But hear me out. Green Day really is one of the greatest punk rock bands of all time. Especially when it came to American Idiot. It won the Grammy for best rock album of 2005 and took home 7 awards at the VMA's. Even with there older albums. Dookie (February 1, 1994) sold over 15 million copies world wide. So I don't care what any of you assholes have to say about them, they really are one of the best bands ever. They have influenced a lot of punk bands out there today. So you don't have and right to say that they suck. I have proof. So if you have anything to say about it, you better let me know and i'll set you strait. And all you Green Day haters out there: F.O.D.
Oh, and they're not emo, so get over yourselves fag bags.

Green Day by AmericanNimrod27 October 11, 2008

[green lantern]

while in the midst of anal intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your cock, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then masturbate until you cum leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.

if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little "green lantern" to fire yourself up.

[green lantern] by j man 23 September 3, 2010

green apple splatters 

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

green apple splatters by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

Green Day 

In a bizarre twist of fate, have become this generation's equivalent to N*Sync .

Don't believe me? Look up Billie Joe Armstrong and Tre Cool.




(Note: Good Charlotte is this generation's Backstreet Boys if you were wondering).

Green Day by Billie Mama April 18, 2005

Green Can

what boongs use as a pillow after they get kicked out of the pub

eh mate, i sleeping on my green can tonight cuz.

Green Can by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Green Stock 

Marijuana bought to later be sold for a profit.

Jim just picked up some green stock if you need to buy a bag.

Green Stock by ElDiablo August 9, 2005