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Girlfriend

Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.
Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.
by Ugmwb127 December 5, 2021
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Girlfriend

Something you will never get because it’s just a dream wake up you bitch
“Yo does Tyrone have a girlfriend

What’s that?”
by Myparentsleftme April 27, 2022
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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024
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Girlfriend

U gonna stay single forever hun, bye
Taylor :do you have a girlfriend
Harry :left the chat
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National get a girlfriend day

The day when a girl gets asked out.
by swift mama November 16, 2021
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Girlfriend

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 9, 2021
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Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.
Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020
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