nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something

science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake

by mrworldwidemr3O5 February 9, 2022

Fruiting

Partaking in a homosexual activity. Essentially “fucking me in the ass”. Used to describe disbelief.

Are you fruiting me right now?

by Ken005 May 7, 2018

Dragon fruit

A bougie kiwi combined with a strawberry

“Beb, what does dragon fruit taste like?”

“It tastes like a bougie kiwi combined with strawberry.”

by Chi lover February 17, 2023

Fruits Basket

Another word for ‘Balls’

I wanna dip my Fruits Basket in it!!!

by ChikinTheThird April 22, 2018

friction fruit

Friction fruit are the fruity bumps and residual fruit cause by fucking someone

through a hole in edible panties. Friction fruit can be enjoyed by the receiving partner as friction bumps or a tasty treat. The overall species is native to North America but very depending on which flavor you choose.

Aye Brooke! Do you want me the peel the friction fruit now?

Brooke: Nah, let's let em ripen a little bit and I'll eat them off the vine when you're done.

Me: You better save me one baby.

by Frictionfruit September 14, 2021

Peaceful Fruit

Peaceful Fruits are fruits that are part of the Peaceful Fruit Society. With purity in both mind and nature; these good-natured, dependable fruits are harmless and actively bring joy to the world.

Here are the leading members of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- Coconut (Just look at them!)
- Tangerines and oranges
- Many others

RIVALS of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- ANY AND ALL PINEAPPLES. ESPECIALLY THE FALSE PINEAPPLE (SCIENTIFIC NAME Ananas Macrodontes)
- NEPALESE RASPBERRY. IT LOOKS LIKE A BACTERIA.
The following fruits listed are members of the Evil Fruit Society. You can tell because they're blood red, spiky, and look disgustingly devious compared to the Peaceful Fruits.

Come join the Peaceful Fruit Society!
What about the Evil
NO FUCK OFF

by OddSmartman July 26, 2025

fruit eater

Any person who owns an iPhone, or other Apple product and prefers them over any other product

Jason has a Mac, iPad, iPod, and the new iPhone. He's a big fruit eater.

by Pimpala03 January 10, 2014