relative friday

The day that comes before a long break (that isn't Friday) or the Thursday before having Friday off

It's relative Friday! See you all in 2 weeks!

by Yeahidontknow April 17, 2014

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Friday the thirteenth

Your going to die today. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to face the truth. :(
Good luck trying to survive. ;)

Person #1: Dude, it's Friday the Thirteenth.
Person#2: It was nice knowing you, man.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

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A day in which 13 year olds drive cars and pretty much everything goes into parties they wake up in the at 7 AM and go eat some cereal. It was sung by Rebecca Black it was pretty much the worst song ever.I have a shorter and better version.

Rebecca Black:

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Me:7 a.m and I go back to sleep.

by ssj456tommy October 27, 2012

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Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

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