Fortnite 

A Game that only boys and weird girls play.

The boys who play this game either a fourth grader that have no brain waves, or an adult that pays more attention to the games than their girlfriend.

The girls that play this game are interested in the idea of a game like this. (even though it’s every competitive game ever)

Timmy: HEY MOM LOOK AT MY FORTNITE WINS!

Timmy’s mother:Timmy you’re 43 and living in my basement...GET A JOB!

Fortnite by I hate you 123 adc June 24, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that is played by virgins that forget about the people they love

Mom: son can you come and help me?
Son: no I'm playing fortnite

Fortnite by No-one cares about you June 24, 2018

Fortnite 

The Girlfriend killer.

He left me on read cuz he was playing fortnite

Fortnite by chixk June 25, 2018

Fortnite 

The worst game ever that got all kids wetting their pants

Person1:dude have you heard bout fortnite?
Person2:more than I was supposed to...

Fortnite by Crixz June 27, 2018

fortnite 

fortnite is basically a free world game which you have fun and survive with your friend in a action thrilld adventure shooting game you can play sollo or 2 with your friend dont worry if you dont have because it will match you with other players and also you can play squads and if you dont have 3 friends to join you the game will match you and the game is free

i love to play fortnite with my good old friend

fortnite by djplayer2018 July 1, 2018

Fortnite 

Fortnite was a game where you could kill zombies but the game is now used to kill your rivals in Battle Royale. however your rivals kill you shortly after.

Average Kid: OMG MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER UPLOADED A FORTNITE VIDEO I'LL WATCH IT INSTAND OF DOING MY HOMEWORK.

Fortnite by Moklalelol July 1, 2018

Fortnite 

An online multiplayer game created for lchildren who’s balls haven’t [dropped. Some adults play it but only because they are ashamed that heir balls haven’t dropped yet. Whilst the balls of PUBG players have dropped so significantly that they can sit on them

Child: let’s play a game of Fortnite

Man: I don’t play a child’s game

Child: fuck you what do you play?
Man: A man’s game
Child: like?
Man: PUBG
Child: BOI YOUR BALLS ARE HUUUUUGE

Fortnite by Asscheens July 2, 2018