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Fortnite 

The abomination that will fuck up, destroy and literally rob everything you ever loved. (And will destroy every single keyboard, mouse, or controller you ever had.)
The game has alot of after effects on humans, especially your casual hypebeast nigga that includes: Terminal Cancer, Head trauma, Depression, Self Harm,Harm to keyboards, Questioning man kind's existance, Questioning if God abandoned us, PTSD, and most commonly, death.
Do not play this game without a trained professional , a doctor, or your Grandma watching over you, or it will result in immediate death.
According to or data,
The nigga Ninja played so much Fortnite, that he wil turn into literal A S H in the next year.
Fortnite by MrTLexify's slave. June 23, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that is played by virgins that forget about the people they love
Mom: son can you come and help me?
Son: no I'm playing fortnite

Fortnite 

He left me on read cuz he was playing fortnite
Fortnite by chixk June 25, 2018

Fortnite 

The worst game ever that got all kids wetting their pants
Person1:dude have you heard bout fortnite?
Person2:more than I was supposed to...
Fortnite by Crixz June 27, 2018

fortnite 

fortnite is basically a free world game which you have fun and survive with your friend in a action thrilld adventure shooting game you can play sollo or 2 with your friend dont worry if you dont have because it will match you with other players and also you can play squads and if you dont have 3 friends to join you the game will match you and the game is free
i love to play fortnite with my good old friend
fortnite by djplayer2018 July 1, 2018

Fortnite 

Fortnite was a game where you could kill zombies but the game is now used to kill your rivals in Battle Royale. however your rivals kill you shortly after.
Average Kid: OMG MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER UPLOADED A FORTNITE VIDEO I'LL WATCH IT INSTAND OF DOING MY HOMEWORK.
Fortnite by Moklalelol July 1, 2018

Fortnite 

An online multiplayer game created for lchildren who’s balls [haven’t dropped. Some adults play it but only because they are ashamed that heir balls haven’t dropped yet. Whilst the balls of PUBG players have dropped so significantly that they can sit on them
Child: let’s play a game of Fortnite

Man: I don’t play a child’s game

Child: fuck you what do you play?
Man: A man’s game
Child: like?
Man: PUBG
Child: BOI YOUR BALLS ARE HUUUUUGE
Fortnite by Asscheens July 2, 2018