shower rape

If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.

Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."

by foking hell lad October 2, 2018

Chinese Shower

When a girl is giving a guy head and he deepthroats her causing her to vomit all over his penis.

Guy1:Fuck man! This bitch just chinese showered me
Guy2:Haha dumbass

by Horny-Guy January 5, 2006

Shower Shagging

To have passionate sex. While in the shower. Normally anal.

I caught Vince shower shagging, with J.D, the family pet.

by Jole Flifl June 11, 2010

polish shower

When a man pisses into the wind.

Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.

by kmike566 January 6, 2008

Paisley shower

When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.

After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...

by marka March 9, 2005

iraqi shower

When you get knocked out of a Holdem tournament with Pocket Rockets (two aces)

Fock, I had the guy with my pocket rockets until he gave me an Iraqi Shower with his high straight.

by kiwiholdem September 13, 2008

Italian Shower

When an individual masturbates into his hands, then uses the resulting mess to slick back his hair.

I'll be ready yo hit the club, right after a quick Italian shower.

by kilgore23trout October 16, 2009