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Douche Bag

Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.
Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....
by raiderjason October 30, 2011
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douche masochist

A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.
Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.
by speedshift September 17, 2014
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Douche Bag

When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.
Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."
by wo7z October 9, 2010
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Douche Wall

A row of people who walk really slowely, blocking you from getting to your destination on time.
"I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."
by Darkwater J January 18, 2010
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DUNWOODY DOUCHE

A male who lives in the suburb of Atlanta "Dunwoody". The whole population of the area are rich assholes who live off there daddy's money. They usually drive mommy and daddy's hand me downs and take 15 years to graduate school, and even longer to move out of the house.
That guy in the Jeep Wrangler just cut me off . I can tell by the vape cloud he is a Dunwoody Douche!
I live in my parents house at 25 years of age, I am a Dunwoody Douche!
by nelgnelg June 12, 2019
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douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....
The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
by kath14<3 September 8, 2010
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douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
by abstyle78 July 31, 2009
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