Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.

"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"

by Robthegreat November 10, 2021

Ghetto Death

A Death that involved weapons or violence

Ima give this Faggot that bullied me in high school a ghetto death

by YuOfTheNight May 5, 2020

radio death

When one's blackberry shuts off due to low battery keeping you from sending bbm's, texts, and making calls.

Guy: Sorry I didn't text you back last night, my blackberry's radio shut off
Girl: Oh darn, I hate the radio death

by g.cole November 24, 2010

Camel death

To die while engaging in sexual intercourse

How did he die? Heart attack He died a camel death lucky bugger

by MelbourneM November 21, 2019

Death Vallied

When you've been in a relationship for years and suddenly stop having sex.

Girl my husband and I haven't had sex in over a year, I've been death vallied and it sucks.

by DeannaMC June 16, 2016

death texting

is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.

Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...

PERV- I watch you in your sleep

The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by

Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.

by Turtle neckin' March 12, 2015

Death House

A house in which those who will be executed will spent their last 24 hours.

Bobby was just brought to the Death house. He will bite the dust in less then 24 hours.

by IlostAllMyLifeSavingsInBitcoin July 31, 2019