drunk yoga

Sleeping in an unusual manner or place due to excessive alcohol consumption.

I got so messed up last night I ended up doing drunk yoga on Marks couch.

You should have seen Sara doing drunk yoga on Stevens lawn last night.

A: Did you have fun last night?
B: Yeah, ended up doing drunk yoga on the beach.

A: Where have you been?
B: I think I should leave, I'm so drunk I was just doing drunk yoga on the toilet.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Crazy! We all ended up doing drunk yoga in Nicoles living room.

by Drunk Yoga March 7, 2015

slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014

drunk gurl

ONE HOT MUDDA! yea, thats right, i said it.

"dude, look how hott drunk girl is tonight..."

by MiLTF March 3, 2004

poopy drunk

The process of becoming so intoxicated that your rectum doesn't know what its doing anymore. Thus causing a "poopy" feeling in your pants. Often followed by vomiting and slight nausia.

Matt was so poopy drunk that he had to go to the hospital.

by Magalicious September 19, 2008

spun drunk

Methamphetamine induced stupor.

After she hit the glass dick she was so loopy she was spun drunk.

by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005

Biss Drunk

the act of getting totally sloshed, the drunkest you've ever been in your life. passing out before you leave the dorm room drunk.

Dude, we're totally getting biss drunk tonight..
Oh my god, she was so biss drunk she didn't even make it out of the dorm room to the party.

by strosehoes2014 December 13, 2010

Dry Drunk

1. A sober person that feels like they're drunk
2. A person that was previously addicted to alcohol

1. Yo' I'm so dizzy, I'm dry drunk as hell
2. I stopped going to AA meetings, I'm dry drunk now.

by CUNEXTTUESDAY October 13, 2019