Cum Slicker

n. A protective garment designed to prevent semen infiltration of the clothing.

Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her

"That bitch is so fine she needs a cum slicker"

by zenmastac January 16, 2009

take the cum

When you fail badly at something.

Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.

Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.

by anonomoose May 5, 2014

dried cum

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016

Cum Missile

When a man ejaculates a pint or more of semen.

"Bitch I'm gonna bust a fucking cum missile all over yo face"

by Trippze August 23, 2011

cum guzzeling

A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.

"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"

by Ali T April 3, 2003

Cum cave

In reference to a woman being good for nothing more than sexual gratification.

Kelly can't cook or clean but I call her every now and then to use her as a cum cave.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

cum bag

A condom or rubber may be referred to as a cum bag.

She looked a little slutty, so he wouldn't do her without using a cumbag.

Or:

They had safe sex, and afterward he flushed the used cum bag down the toilet.

by Centauriman November 13, 2007