Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

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crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it

On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.

by Shanaynee September 1, 2019

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long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.

Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.

by Ivanna play October 19, 2023

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Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"

Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing

by DEPDIP May 22, 2017

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