When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.
"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."
by Huge Wiener January 13, 2012
One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
by pizzapizza May 13, 2011
The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.
When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.
by mojoroach June 17, 2011
a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....
also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..
also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..
don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....
sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....
don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?
sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....
don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?
by crotch candle sales. June 30, 2008
by Pendleton March 04, 2022
by GooseGrim September 05, 2022