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Cookie Princess

One who bruises easily; is a complete wimp

Wears the same thing EVERY day

Tries to be healthy by getting a salad, but gets pizza also

Juicebag-ish

Possibly homosexual

Weaknesses include: wafers filled with chocolate, people

with lives
The cookie princess cried after he was hit with a wafer cookie.

The cookie princess smelled of feet and continued talking about the seven dwarves.
by spaceymace February 4, 2010
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cookie d'oh!

The experience of realizing you forgot to order Girl Scout cookies from the local seller. Sometimes accompanied by a forehead slap and a wave of regret. It happens most often when the seller is distributing cookies to those who did buy.
I had a cookie d'oh! when Eddie handed out his daughter's Girl Scout cookie orders. Next year I'll order for sure.
by Hot Beth February 9, 2010
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Qweef Cookie

1. adj. a foul smelling gas in or around the vagina
2. a rather distasteful or vulgar individual. 3. Random insult
Screw you qweef cookie" , " Stop being such a pussy you qweef cookie
by Craig F. Christ October 12, 2010
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lip cookie

a very enjoyable dip
After work i looked forward to the relief of having a nice fat lip cookie
by Bgtom November 12, 2007
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cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.
Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.
by Suzanne Greene November 8, 2007
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spicy cookie

when ones physical apperance is "hot" or spicy like a jalapeno. and their personality and how they treat others is "sweet" like a cookie
aww babe your my spicy cookie
by himalaya J February 18, 2009
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shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!
by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008
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