Jew cookie

When you get a fortune cookie and get no fortune. (it happens)

Yo, my boy Mitch got a fortune cookie and there was no fortune!!!! he got Jew cookied!!

by gainttitzzzzzzzz April 3, 2012

Cookie Dookie

A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it

Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

cookie d'oh!

The experience of realizing you forgot to order Girl Scout cookies from the local seller. Sometimes accompanied by a forehead slap and a wave of regret. It happens most often when the seller is distributing cookies to those who did buy.

I had a cookie d'oh! when Eddie handed out his daughter's Girl Scout cookie orders. Next year I'll order for sure.

by Hot Beth February 9, 2010

spicy cookie

when ones physical apperance is "hot" or spicy like a jalapeno. and their personality and how they treat others is "sweet" like a cookie

aww babe your my spicy cookie

by himalaya J February 18, 2009

lip cookie

a very enjoyable dip

After work i looked forward to the relief of having a nice fat lip cookie

by Bgtom November 12, 2007

Cookie Princess

One who bruises easily; is a complete wimp

Wears the same thing EVERY day

Tries to be healthy by getting a salad, but gets pizza also

Juicebag-ish

Possibly homosexual

Weaknesses include: wafers filled with chocolate, people

with lives

The cookie princess cried after he was hit with a wafer cookie.

The cookie princess smelled of feet and continued talking about the seven dwarves.

by spaceymace February 4, 2010

Grandma's cookies

Something special that should only be had or should only happen infrequently.

You can only have grandma's special home-made cookies a few times a year, and only for a small portion of your life until she passes.

"She only curls her hair a few times a year to keep the grandma's cookies effect."

by Qweenqwillava May 4, 2014