"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.
by demoncan December 20, 2024
Get the chinese eyesmug. When two heterosexual individuals - one an authentic Korean and the other an authentic Chinese, which is male or female is irrelevant - fornicate using the leftover grease from today's breakfast hashbrowns. At the brink of climax, the male will scream "It's hot! It's real hot!"
This signals the female to finish him off by slopping her greased-up fuckhole around his pulsating cock, doing him past orgasm until she also reaches climax - at which point, both will do a synchronized backflip to produce a satisfying *pop* sound when the male slips out of the female, erupting the "secret sauce" all over both participants. If either party misses their landing, and breaks their nose, it is referred to as a 'Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot with Ketchup'.
This signals the female to finish him off by slopping her greased-up fuckhole around his pulsating cock, doing him past orgasm until she also reaches climax - at which point, both will do a synchronized backflip to produce a satisfying *pop* sound when the male slips out of the female, erupting the "secret sauce" all over both participants. If either party misses their landing, and breaks their nose, it is referred to as a 'Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot with Ketchup'.
Kim "Hey Wong, can we do a Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot together?"
Wong "Oh, of course Kim!"
*After the Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot*
Kim "What the fuck?! I didn't order it with Ketchup!"
Wong "I can't breath."
Wong "Oh, of course Kim!"
*After the Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertot*
Kim "What the fuck?! I didn't order it with Ketchup!"
Wong "I can't breath."
by ChadTheGiga January 12, 2025
Get the Korean-Chinese Backflip Tatertotmug. a Chinese finger trap is when a women is fucked from behind by one man whilst giving a blow job to another
by the whore next door lalala April 23, 2017
Get the chinese finger trapmug. When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.
by Stinbot May 11, 2025
Get the Chinese Finger Trapmug. An extremely toxic culture based on Confucianism where kids belong to their mother and the mother belongs to the father, and they're treated like slaves according to hierarchy. Also, they have a toxic 996 culture.
Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.
In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.
They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.
In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.
They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
The Chinese are assholes who only care about face and are slaves to a 3,000 year old nutcase philosopher.
by Random Person 50001 November 2, 2023
Get the Chinesemug. The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them
Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap
by lebreezer May 24, 2023
Get the Chinese sounding trapmug.