Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
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higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer
person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"
by techflier September 9, 2024
Get the Higher Chinese mug.A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)
by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023
Get the Chinese Kid mug.A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.
*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:
weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:
weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!
by I married a frog October 22, 2020
Get the NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY! mug.Stupid chinky people who will eat literally anything.They can be very racist in "China" but complain specially on social media when they face racism.
by Vigina disruptor October 31, 2021
Get the Chinese mug.Term used to describe defective, low quality, and/or counterfit consumer goods that are inferior to the original product. If the cost is too good to be true, its probably chinese.
Bill: Mike bought a turbo off eBay but it blew up the second he started the car.
Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.
Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.
Tim: Must be made from chinesium
Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.
Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.
Tim: Must be made from chinesium
by oldbig November 16, 2021
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