Chinese Thunderroll

When a man porks a women, eats her like shrimp fried rice, then porks her again.
by Why must I do this July 21, 2019
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Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.
My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!
by Cosiner January 10, 2011
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Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
by Ninaleven June 29, 2023
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Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.
"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"
by HelloPity January 22, 2024
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chinese wedgie

D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie
by Shmakota Big Nuts February 03, 2024
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Chinese elevator

An elevator left in poor conditions that it looks or/is about to break down
“Man! I’m not going in that thing it looks like a Chinese elevator.”
by Yofatstepdaddy July 29, 2022
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Chinese Stomp Rocket

Piss in a bitch, than shit in her mouth, then jump on her stomach and see it shoot out!
Damn bro, I did the Chinese Stomp Rocket on Jessica last night. She went wild.
by September 27, 2020
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