Saurav, the child

a child who is good at barking and has got a throat infection doing so. fighter for the #salwyrrbest army.

Hes such a saurav, the child

by not saurav June 25, 2022

Child

Basically, Tommyinnit. What else can I say, He's a young lad.

"Im not a child!" - Tommyinnit

by __Anna_is_tired__ October 27, 2021

Child

A walking Sperm Cell

Woman:"You gonna pull out?"
Man:"No, We gonna have a Child."

by Protagonist01 July 3, 2021

Bum Child

Bum Child (noun):

A term used colloquially to refer to a person, usually a young individual, who spends an excessive amount of time loitering or wandering aimlessly in urban areas, often without a specific purpose or occupation. The phrase "bum child" typically conveys a sense of someone who seems lost, directionless, or idle, idling away their time without engaging in productive activities. It can also imply a carefree attitude or a lack of responsibility towards conventional societal norms.

"Every weekend, you can spot that bum child hanging around the city park with no job or plans, just killing time. What a bum child!“

by Bem_Hand December 30, 2023

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013