Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
Get the felony cutemug. 
by Cutess May 15, 2018
Get the Cutesmug. 
she is. punctuation! exclamation?
by yepperdoodderrrs November 2, 2020
Get the summer is cutemug.