Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.

Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.

by BarrelOfRadioactiveIceCream July 11, 2015

Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

by Kazer72 July 8, 2016

Crater Cock

Noun. A penis with crater-like scars that came from monkeypox lesions.

He couldn’t play with his crater cock after contracting Monkeypox last week.

by gdiz916 August 16, 2022

Cock Island

Someone who your ex-spouse has sex with after a breakup

She's gone to cock island

by someguy76134 December 13, 2017

cock suck

Chicken suck. Take it or leave it.

Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

rollmop cock

When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............

Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 12, 2010