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The Class D

The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !
Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!

Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”

Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”
by Cucumbro October 28, 2025
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high class mexican

italian father: you look like a high class mexican
italian son: si papa
by stinkomang November 24, 2025
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Cistercian class of 2030

No. Just no. Absolutely not. Run for the hills. I’m sure some are nice, but that’s like -2/40. please run the fuck away
Girl 1: Bro, cistercian class of 2030 is evil
Girl 2: I know.
by anonymousfollower November 29, 2025
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sour middle class

Overly bourgeois teenagers who study art as an outlet for their tortured soul due to never having to go without. Or people that believe that still voting Liberal Democrat is a viable option.
For example "The sour middle class are so depressed because they have everything they need, self harming over their 1st world problems!"
by TwistedHistorian June 4, 2014
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Brandon From Class

A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)
Wow that kid asked me to blow him but I thought he was straight, he's such a Brandon from class
by fcb^ May 11, 2016
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Short mocking term for UCLA, mostly chanted by people who aren't fond of them
I wonder if she's going to the university of classless americans?
your talking about UCLA right?
Duhhhhhh University of Class-Less Americans, i tell yah
by Asappp October 8, 2017
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1st in class

Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)
Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.

Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
by LogangKobGetsAss December 20, 2017
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