A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.
by pornsucks June 6, 2019
Get the Child Lockmug. Means the term "Ego Chall(ange)" but misheard, it means basically attacking when you're at a disadvantage. The term got popular in 2022 summer when a Warzone player asked on Reddit what does Eagle Child means as he heard streamers say it all the the time. Since then it's used by the Warzone community as a funnier version of Ego Chall
- I'm gonna Eagle Child these loadout campers
- Don't do it, you just landed with a basic pistol and no plates
- Don't do it, you just landed with a basic pistol and no plates
by BracedAcrobat94 January 11, 2025
Get the Eagle Childmug. by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020
Get the Bless you childmug. 
a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023
Get the Child Snatchermug. The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.
by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021
Get the Empty Childmug.