i can be your dad

when your dad is your dad

i can be your dad
"i can be that dad of yours" said Tobias as he looked at his friend

by yourdadisyourdad August 20, 2018

Flag

Get the i can be your dad mug.

how can I be homophobic

The express of one's confusion towards another person calling him homophobic

Person 1: You are homophobic
Person 2: How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay.

by sic9898 January 11, 2023

Flag

Get the how can I be homophobic mug.

can i have a touch

When your friend offers you a premium inhale on a fine joint

Rohan - Hey Zach, can i have a touch?
Zach - *makes hand gesture towards joint*

by touch_master August 18, 2019

Flag

Get the can i have a touch mug.

A phrase popularly used on the networking college site facebook.com. It refers to an individual's desire for any type of relationship, specifically, "dating," "friendship," and/or "random play." Some view this phrase as having a dergatory connotation, making the individual look desperate or without standards. Others simply view it as an honest explanation of relationship expectations and have no qualms posting this phrase.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am open to any form of relationship.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am desperate for any form of relationship.

by azu daioh August 23, 2006

Flag

Get the whatever i can get mug.

catch-me-if-you-can

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"

**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**

by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013

Flag