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bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
mugGet the bumping one offmug.

Bumped

A single word used as if someone had took or stole something from you and it obvious that it was going to happen
Yo josh you just got bumped for that last football game it was rubbish
by Triggz February 16, 2021
mugGet the Bumpedmug.

bump

a lump on a person's skull, formerly thought to indicate a particular mental faculty.
In the bygone days of phrenology, feeling a pronounced bump on someone's head might lead you to believe they possessed a strong mathematical aptitude.
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
mugGet the bumpmug.

brawl bump

The extraordinary amd unusual bump situated on the back of Mandem's enormous head.
Only dumb people have a brawl bump !
by pluhhh69 January 8, 2021
mugGet the brawl bumpmug.

bump cuts

Playing music loudly, ideally on some nice speakers.
Yo, I just finished work...come through with some bud and let's bump cuts, I got the new RTJ album on wax!
by sfweedman August 28, 2020
mugGet the bump cutsmug.

trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall
how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019
mugGet the trump bumpmug.

Bumps on a Boat

Phrase for when you are looking for an excuse to lefel it up.

Means let's go on a boat ride in canden and consume lefels.
by Lil Shroom October 28, 2023
mugGet the Bumps on a Boatmug.

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