Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

Bagger Brains

Like ‘Retard.’ Someone like-minded with an employee at a grocery store whom bags groceries.

Mikey! Did you just try wiping your ass with a steel cloth? You got bagger brains!

by Mesquitoe July 3, 2023

Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.

Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".

by Larry V Hanbul August 10, 2023

Brain Rave

A term used to describe insomnia caused by persistent thoughts, such as old memories or unsettling experiences, which disrupts the ability to sleep.

Last night I had an extreme Brain Rave

Same, insomnia is pretty annoying...

by Radin Happier August 27, 2023

Boofy Brain

The feeling of mental and cognitive exhaustion after completely a mentally demanding task; such as a long test, similar to how Boofy’s brain acts all the time.

Damn bro I took the SAT today and had Boofy Brain for a solid hour and a half. I couldn’t do anything

by Eyote0145 December 4, 2021

Chainy Brain

When you are too wired to sleep after the chaingang

I’ve absolutely no chance of sleeping tonight I’ll have Chainy Brain I’ll be re riding the chainy in my sleep

by 4th Cat Problems April 28, 2022

pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022