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Beaver

ME: The Beaver is the best animal to ever exist
Some random dude at Walmart: OK
by Spencer The Beaver God July 30, 2020
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Beaver

Beaver is a good and loyal friend. He is kind. Asks how his friend are and comforts them if they are sad. He rather wants others opinion on something than his. If you’re friends with him, keep him. You’ll never know if your friendship can last a lifetime! And also, he’s single can be a really good boyfriend if you what I’m saying 😉
Boy 1: Are you friends with Beaver?
Boy 2: Yup! He’s good. Wanna meet him?
by beber November 23, 2021
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south side beaver

A school full of ether preppy middle class kids who act rich or redneck kids that talk about hunting, fishing, trucks, quads drinking and partying. No matter who you Are, you'll most likely attend at least one Georgetown party and get drunk and most likely get chased out by cops because some parents called because there's never cops around. there's a lot of kids at south side who don't care. The teachers are vary chill and fun. You ether hate them or there your best friend there's no in between. The schools vary small everyone probably knows everyone's names in every grade above them and to 4 grades below them. 80% of the kids don't even listen to country but wear boots and jeans everyday. If you don't wear boots and jeans or at least look laid back your probably one of the snobby kids that everyone says they like but don't. Rumors get around the school fast. Teachers even know who's having sex with who who got in a fight with who. They most likely know everyone's personal life wheather they know them or not. South side is a family that likes to fight eachother but also defends eachother.
Person 1: we have a game against south side beaver tonight.

Person 2: you mean that redneck school thats talks shit on everyone?

Person 1: yeah dude. It's gonna be a close game or a fights gonna break
Out.

Example 2:

Person 1: did you hear what happend at the crick party other night?

Person 2: yeah! Those freshmen girls are dumb partying with those redneck boys that are 3 years older than them.
by Redneck736174 April 13, 2017
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Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.
by Fllee68 February 13, 2020
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beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.
"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"
by Beaver reliever May 7, 2017
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Beaver Pat

Patting or gently tapping a vagina.
I gave my wife a little beaver pat to get things going.
by Pghguy October 29, 2019
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Beaver Roll

During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.
"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"
by Tommie Johnson January 23, 2016
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