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Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024
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weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.
He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.
That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.
by zmanstreet August 20, 2013
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Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.
Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!
by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021
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Bearded Mentality

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.
Pleb: "How did you do that?!?"
Bearded: "Its all about developing that Bearded Mentality, brother".
by OfficialJD July 21, 2022
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Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.
“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”
by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023
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Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
by ScubaSteve87 December 5, 2018
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