Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006

Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.

Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Beach whistle

The discarded portion from a tampon aka applicator

While picking up trash at the beach billy bob found what he described as beach whistles

by Kraft deaner July 13, 2021

Beach Hole Digging

A phenomenon in which a male (or a group thereof) begin to dig a hole in the sand on the beach. The result is a continuously growing pit, which attracts more males.

Possible side effects include:
- Extremely high levels of arousal in any females nearby
- Formation of some of the strongest friendships known to man
- Creation of a "pool", if the hole is very close to the sea and gets filled with water
- A brutal "hole digging deathmatch", if a rival party tries to dig a bigger hole.

Guy: *starts digging a hole at the beach
Other guys: *start helping him

Girl nearby: "Oh my god, looking at these guys beach hole digging is making me wet."

by Dubious.Life October 18, 2023

Flagler beach

It's a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem, but other then that the surfs great.... 🤙🤙🤙

Hey have yall heard of a place so drunk that all they want to do is fish and surf, I think that's Flagler beach

by Linetrash420 October 13, 2021

Beaches

Girls that look great at the Beach but are are bitches in real life.

Those girls walking by in their bikinis are so hot. Yeah but there are total Beaches.

by ninerbull August 27, 2018

Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015