Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages 

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.

Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages by Buggeros September 24, 2008

Based 

Fake word used as an adjective to refer to something as the highest level of cool. Equivalent to swag + pimp + hood.

Alexis: Shit , that gold chain is clean as fuck!!!

Marcos: Shit's hella based!!!

Based by ODDwolf831 March 30, 2012

baseball 

When people are smoking pot in a circle, one could play the game baseball (also known as suicide). Its when the person holds in their smoke after each hit until the hit comes back to them.

its hard.

Dude... lets play some baseball...

baseball by andy June 11, 2006

Baseball 

Guys making out. In short, the great American pass-time.

Why do girls love watching baseball so much?

Baseball by pelly jay October 2, 2011

Base Contact 

The act of completely penetrating your lover's oriface to the base of the penis. usually causing a sexy slapping sound, much like wet bologna on a counter top.

"Chill out with the base contact!" - Your Wife

"Oh yeah baby, I love that base contact!" - Your Wife when she was your girlfriend.

Base Contact by The true and original Pounder August 7, 2009

Baseball 

a game for faggots that can't play other sports so they play baseball because it doesn't require any athleticism.

Jayden: I'm off to baseball practice
Solomon: You play baseball? Faggot
Jayden: What do you mean? Baseballs the best sport ever
Solomon: You know what shut the fuck up and get out of my sight you bat swinging cunt

Baseball by Im.Not.Gay May 30, 2019

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis 

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023