Book of Zomborok

The Book of Zomborok is a book as ancient as Mohamed el Adl and engineering itself containing the words and phrases used by the legendary Fares Salah
:*Fares creates a new word or expression*

scribes: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

:*A FEW HUNDRED YEARS LATER AFTER DISCOVERING THE BOOK OF ZOMBOROK*

:as we can see here this book of zomborok is in pristine condition containing all words and phrases used by fares salah and peers
by The scribe of zomborok November 22, 2023
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Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.
Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."
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The Book

A book that contains every cuss words there is such as fuck, shit, damn, ECT.
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Forgot about the books

A famous tale about an architect who designed the most perfect library, but every year it sunk into the ground, because he forgot about the weight of the books.
"I finally started my own business, but I forgot about the books(cost and expenses).
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Book rotting

The act of being so engrossed in a book , that you forget the outside world and read for hours or days in a comfortable position , mostly a bed . This mostly happens when the book you are reading is very good so you can't put it down or you are reading a series of books and you can't stop till you finish all the books in the series.
"Omg that trilogy is so good, I've been book rotting in my bed to finish the 3 books!"
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book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it
im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge
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book of mormon

the book of mormon is a mormon scripture claiming to be documents of jesus christ visiting the americas. the only branch of christianity to use the book of mormon as scripture is mormonism or “the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints.”

despite a fair amount of archaeological evidence that may support events occurring in the bible, there is no archaeological evidence of any event in the book of mormon. this is substantial because of the descriptions of large cities and huge battles in the book of mormon– any events of such magnitude would leave a very clear impression upon the land. of which evidence there is none backed by real scholars, in contrast to some archaeological sites matching descriptions in the bible, of which some events are accepted by both christian and non-christian scholars.

as well as lack of archaeological evidence, theres a stark lack of any DNA evidence to support the basic premise of the book of mormon. the book of mormon claims that indigenous people of the americas came from the middle east by way of boat. following this, as technology improved, scientists found much closer matches to asia, concluding that indigenous americans came to the americas by traveling over the frozen waters of the bering strait. this is the most widely accepted explanation within the field of science.

while still a piece of scripture to many, there has been no evidence accepted by the scientific community evidence to support these happenings.
Person 1: “Dude, did you know mormons believe native americans came from the middle east?”
Person 2:”What? They can’t possibly believe that, are you sure they really do?
Person 3:”Yeah, man, it says it in the book of mormon and everything!”
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