by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

"To perform the reverse of 'tea-bagging'(Pussy Blasting), one might press their pelvic area against someone who is lying on the ground."
In a light-hearted video game, a character humorously presses their pelvic area against a defeated foe lying on the ground, defining this action as a playful victory gesture. Getting Pussy Blasted or Pussy Blasting someone else.
by He Gives Me March 23, 2024

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
