alcoholzimers

Memory loss after drinking too much the night before.

I don’t remember mailing out with the girl at the bar last night... Damn alcoholzimers.

by MToddL October 27, 2019

Alcohol

The only known thing to fix life. A liquid known for its magical abilities to cleanse your sould of all sin. Who needs god when you have Vodka?

"He was a sad gay, so he doused his feelings in alcohol"

by Polish._.my._.dildo January 15, 2020

Alcoholatics

When you used to have a good time drinking with someone and now the only thing they do is start espousing political rhetoric every time and you begin to realize that it's not fun to drink with them anymore.

I don't want to hang out and catch a buzz with you anymore because all you do is want to talk Alcoholatics

by For Tony Baloney Matukas January 26, 2020

alcoholzheimers

Memory loss caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.

Dave: bro what happened to my beer?
Jerry: you drank it like the other 16 beers.
Dave: No way! I think that last one gave me alcoholzheimers

by tequifajameison January 29, 2020

Alcoholics anonymous

A place where they, don't drink alcohol. But instead discuss the Bible. And end the night with a song.

Alcoholics anonymous. Religious nutters welcome, meaning Sexual deviants, wearing leathers and whips

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

alcopinion

The opinion expressed on any situation by anyone under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicant.

The strength of his alcopinion was definitely enhanced by the resistance of others to believe what he was saying.

by Frogman1257 February 5, 2020

Alcoholics

Two country boys that live to drink. Ex. Lance and Dakota are raging alcoholics. Lance spends his days thinking of ways to drink more.

Them country fucks are alcoholics

by 456chem789ist123 February 12, 2020