Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021

anal supremacy

Being supreme over one others anus

I proved my anal supremacy by raping my economics professor.

by I blow big loads all day March 08, 2014

anal chorus

Preaching to the choir : flatulent symphony as in political rhetoric

The reverend directed an anal chorus for the congregation. The politician composed an unprecedented flatulent symphony.

by tlarr March 25, 2017

Anal Fade

When you spread your ass cheeks and the barber gives your asshole a FRESH Fade.

“The barber accidentally cut my asshole while giving me an Anal Fade, but it looks Fresh As Hell!”

by Numerical Wizard December 07, 2020

encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

by Marshall Fazione November 24, 2016

anal dreams

Batman getting anal

Hey, want to watch anal dreams?
Sure.

by Cow fucker August 02, 2014

anal clapping

The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously

Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well

by Adroc57 October 07, 2017