A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
Evan is a queer
by Joey sense November 15, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by Inbred on the loose! January 16, 2010
Get the Evan Beasonmug. Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Great friend. Even better boyfriend, He thinks he is dumb but really has potential. Is great at basketball and football. Good kisser. Gives the best hugs in the world. If you become friends with an Evan, they might tell you their darkest secrets. They most likely have a messed up home life but they know how to persevere. If you find an Evan, cherish your time with him.
by NotQueer( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) February 12, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!
Evan is soooooooooo smexy
by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. .
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.mug. evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
Get the evan cig syndromemug.