imma nut

This either means:
1) "I'm a nutjob"
2) "I'm going to ejaculate"

1) Her: Why are you eating paper?
Him: Cause imma nut!

2) *at McD's*
Dad: Hey son?
Son: Yep?
Dad: Imma nut in the washroom stalls for a quick sec, you find a spot to sit mmkay?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 9, 2020

Dookie nut

When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.

To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts

by Mattychomper September 28, 2018

Bophadese Nuts

A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."

Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"

by The Bophadese Nuts Guy May 25, 2018

Nut Bunion

The appearance of the entire male scrotum package balled up to one side against the inner thigh, thus looking like a “Big Toe Bunion” CJR

His pants are so tight I can see his nut bunion.

by Sweater gal April 29, 2019

nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races

Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot

by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018

Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date

“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”

by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife

remember when Kevin ate my nut gusher?

by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018