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mouth jerk

In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.

This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk
by Laythem December 13, 2012
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Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
by Lil Uaz November 21, 2020
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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
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National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
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Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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Kirkl Jerk

A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand
I hate to derail this Kirkl Jerk, but I think Sam's Club's prices are better.
by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021
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Jerk off

When two people compete in a dance called the Jerk to see who’s better at jerking.
“Dan and Bill are gonna have a jerk off after school!”
by anonymous December 11, 2021
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