Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

Credit card slot

The fat roll(s) in the back of the head.

That guy has a deep credit card slot.

by RozaBelikova November 16, 2022

Egg Card

Something Millie found on twitter.

"Hey did you see what you can buy with an egg card?"

by Mariina June 11, 2017

steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

Trump Card

When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump try and get away with something bad they've said or done.

MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!

Boss: Don't pull the Trump Card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!

by Thehazer May 25, 2024

M card

A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”

I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one

by OT14 May 4, 2021

power cards

Noun. Slang term from the game Egyptian Rat Screw, referring to face cards, which allow you to win portions of the hand and are necessary to the strategy of winning. Someone with power cards is in control or lucky. Conversely, someone without power cards is on their way to losing.

Person 1: Hey, congratulations on your team's win!
Person 2: Yeah I know, we definitely had all the power cards last night.

Person 1: Oh wow, you look like a mess, what happened?
Person 2: I broke up with Becky last night. God, I've just got no more power cards.

by Sigma0 December 2, 2005